If he was on fire I would throw water on him.
If he couldn’t swim I would take away all the water so he wouldn’t feel bad.
If he was scared I would give him a teddy bear to hold on to.
If he had a bad dream I would throw kool-aid on him, not only would he wake up but he could drink it and it wouldn’t be boring.
If he had no shirt I would give him a shirt, a tweedy bird one.
If he had no arms I would make him paper masha arms.
If he had no legs I would make him wooden legs.